just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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