She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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