I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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