Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
