i barfeds in our rink
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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