forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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