How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This girl is more easily done than said...
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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