There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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