grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I can't put those talents on a resume
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Randomize
