Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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