About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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