At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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