So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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