I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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