why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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