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(213): View more from California

he quoted Bring It On. It's over.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car

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(631): View more from New York

im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.

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(323): View more from California

it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway

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(518): View more from New York

so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?

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(907): View more from Alaska

I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.

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(916): View more from California

Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.

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