How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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