rhymes with "ouble enetration"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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