Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Please don't give away my fajitas
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