Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
