Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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