Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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