Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So much Jack, so little girl.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
