If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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