are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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