There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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