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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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