I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
sex in a hospital.. check
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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