David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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