So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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