Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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