Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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