Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I lost the right to judge tonight
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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