I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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