How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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