Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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