I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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