we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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