What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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