Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm both gender and math confused
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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