doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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