I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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