I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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