You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
