BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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