why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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