great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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