If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
we're making bets on your personal life
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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