I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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