i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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